A man was sleeping in his House. Suddenly YamaRaj, the Kill God appeared before him and said , "Go Out and Enjoy your Life and Nothing will happen to you. Why are you sleeping and wasting your time".
Feeling Happy he ran over with excitement and met with an accident.
[Interval]
In Heaven:
He shouted, Why the Hell you Lied to me and See now I met with accident and I am here.
Yama coolly replied, "Sorry Yar. Month End Pressure and I have to achieve my Target".
[In Business, If there is Target,there definitely got be a Lie]
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Oh dear....:P that was horribly horrible....:P
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