2012 The Movie

• Recently came the 2012 movie which obviously I saw first day first show as usual. And surprisingly this movie called more crowd than any other Bolloywood flick I saw recently after Kaminey,And for the first time in my life I had to take a ticket in black and that too for a hollywood movie. The Best way to bring your friends to hall is to simply show them the promo and they will kill to see the show. The first scene of the movie itself blows out the mind when they start with India and I could here various comments from nearby seats about the reasons the director did so. Obviously these were the promo guys who had no idea what was happening most of them not even understanding the dialogues :P. Then starts the way how a typical hollywood movie progresses setting the stage for the final act and obviously the American President had all the idea whats going on and may be Anil Ambani who would have paid a hefty ammount to reserve a seat in the ship. PS: did I told that president's Daughter was hot
  And then comes 2012 and scene finally sets to a series of people living thier common lives which is too obvious in a Hollywood flick and then comes the hero who is a as usual helpless creature who seems to carrying all the problems a person can have in world on his shoulders with a indisciplined kid and nose picking daughter and a X-wife and his husband. Dont know how Indians live with the same one forever and plan to get the same in next birth too. Then comes the day when this all is set to happen and till now everyone in halls lost their balls. They lost even more when they saw promo of Avatar. One of the experts commented about the title of the movie being in Hindi :- .
  The destruction of the world begin and so started shoughts like KYA GAPHICS HAI BOSS. I really regretted about sitting between such a low class audience. I never get the fact that let the movie be Indipendence day or Day after Tommorow or 2012 how is that Hero and his family gets the safest way and one the person in their group always know how to fly plane.I decided to take pilot's training ASAP. And then the plane flys and the world destroys below. The pilot is so much expert that given a chance to fly between saturn's rings he will do it so perfection that even Captain Vyom would die out of shame (I dont want to mention Anakin Skywalker here ).And finally as it happens in a typical holloywood movie president plays the hero of the world and decides to stay behind with all the dying creatures. That proved me that Amrikans are real herd of jackasses :P. And that Indian scientist too who decides to stay with rest of Indians to see the megatsunami that occures in Punjab.Even his wife was hot :D . Audience loved all those scenes which mentioned India.
  We come back after all this destruction happened and world got filled with water.Even mount everst sunk. Finally a scene decalres that next president of the new world would be a black american who looked like a cartoon copy of Mr Barrak "fukin" Obama. A new day comes with dated 27-1-01 forgetting to wish merry christmas and Happy new year. Idiots even forgot my Birthday x-(. And then we come to know that only Africa survived somehow and they all move towards that place.I wished if Roadies would have gone to Africa in 2012. So the movie somehow had a Happy ending and we all came out of that hall, Most of them frustated and some even started planning for that day. I heard a girl shoughting that she wants to have kids before the world ends :- her boyfriend didn't seemed capable of it. I want her to give my number but that situation was too much frustu to start all this. Rest of them commented about loosing virginity before the days comes and many about getting married or having a GF
  Anyways for a frequent hollywood movie buff this is a normal shit, Who cares :P I will watch the same movie in 2013 and laugh as I did this time